cybermonklives ([info]cybermonklives) wrote,

The Tel Aviv Dossier

The Tel Aviv Dossier

Banned in Israel! The novel they didn’t want you to see!
For the first time in paperback!

“I loved it!” – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Better than the New Testament or your money back!
Two Sermons on the Mount for the price of one!

Death! Destruction! State of the art special effects!

Gasp – as the city of Tel Aviv is destroyed!
Marvel – at the monstrous beings not of this world!
Cry – at the sight of the feral children in the ruins!
Fear – yeshiva boys with guns!

A cast of thousands! Featuring booksellers, pizza delivery boys, UFO enthusiasts, the entire Israeli Defence Force, amateur film-makers, rooftop musicians, pseudo-historians, secret agents, ageing hippies, firemen, computer programmers, tourists, and politicians!

And introducing Na’ama – as the Talking Severed Head!

More Messiahs than you can shake a stick at!

Only in The Tel Aviv Dossier, $50 limited hardcover, $15 trade paperback, coming soon to all good bookstores and some really bad ones.

A Chizine Publications Production.
Coming 2009.

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[info]yael_cwen

September 3 2008, 19:13:09 UTC 3 years ago

Congrats...

Banned in Israel? What?

No chance to see the book in Hebrew?

[info]cybermonklives

September 4 2008, 04:41:49 UTC 3 years ago

Re: Congrats...

Alas, it was a joke. Ahmadinejad didn't write that blurb either...
:-)

It would certainly be nice if someone picked up the Hebrew rights. We'll have to see after the US publication.

[info]jack_yoniga

September 5 2008, 18:02:54 UTC 3 years ago

Actually, it's gonna be $16.95 for the trades. Heh.

I love this promo copy, though, man. Can we use it for the press releases, etc.?
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