Banned in Israel! The novel they didn’t want you to see!
For the first time in paperback!
“I loved it!” – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Better than the New Testament or your money back!
Two Sermons on the Mount for the price of one!
Death! Destruction! State of the art special effects!
Gasp – as the city of Tel Aviv is destroyed!
Marvel – at the monstrous beings not of this world!
Cry – at the sight of the feral children in the ruins!
Fear – yeshiva boys with guns!
A cast of thousands! Featuring booksellers, pizza delivery boys, UFO enthusiasts, the entire Israeli Defence Force, amateur film-makers, rooftop musicians, pseudo-historians, secret agents, ageing hippies, firemen, computer programmers, tourists, and politicians!
And introducing Na’ama – as the Talking Severed Head!
More Messiahs than you can shake a stick at!
Only in The Tel Aviv Dossier, $50 limited hardcover, $15 trade paperback, coming soon to all good bookstores and some really bad ones.
A Chizine Publications Production.
Coming 2009.
September 3 2008, 19:13:09 UTC 3 years ago
Congrats...
Banned in Israel? What?No chance to see the book in Hebrew?
September 4 2008, 04:41:49 UTC 3 years ago
Re: Congrats...
Alas, it was a joke. Ahmadinejad didn't write that blurb either...:-)
It would certainly be nice if someone picked up the Hebrew rights. We'll have to see after the US publication.
September 5 2008, 18:02:54 UTC 3 years ago
I love this promo copy, though, man. Can we use it for the press releases, etc.?